S.O.S. Badge

S.O.S. Badge — Sail or Smoke?

The most important question in nautical history. Now on a sticker.

You know what this means. We know what this means. Everyone who sees it on your laptop, water bottle, kayak, or the back of your questionable decision making journal knows exactly what this means.

It means the wind died. It means you have options. It means you are a person of culture who understands that sometimes the sea simply does not cooperate and a prepared captain considers all available responses to that situation.

The S.O.S. Badge. 4 inches of glossy vinyl that will outlast most weather systems and several good intentions. Waterproof. Scratch resistant. Permanent acrylic adhesive that sticks to basically everything except bad decisions, which you are apparently making on your own.

Stick it on your boat. Your laptop. Your mug. Your bumper. Your friend's bumper when they're not looking.

4" × 4" · Glossy vinyl · Kiss-cut · Weatherproof

$4.20. Obviously.

420.shopping — we asked the important questions so you don't have to. 😄🃏