Sail or Smoke?
Sail or Smoke?
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Sail or Smoke? — The Tee That Asks The Important Questions
You're out on the water. The wind has completely abandoned you. Your crew is staring at you. The sails are doing absolutely nothing. This is what philosophers call a crossroads moment.
Do you sail?
Or do you smoke?
This is the tee for people who understand that sometimes the sea gives you options and a truly enlightened captain considers all of them before making a decision.
Made on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring spun garment dyed cotton that gets softer every single wash, fits like it already belongs to you, and comes in enough colors to coordinate with whatever mood the ocean puts you in that day.
Front: The question that started a thousand debates. Back: S.O.S. — When The Wind Dies, Light Up. You know what it means. So do we.
Available in sizes S to 4XL Free shipping on orders over $42. $4.20 shipping on everything else. Because of course it is.
420.shopping — where the anchors drop and the questions flow.
